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Proof That Brad Pitt is Actually a Vampire
I have finally proven beyond a reasonable doubt that Brad Pitt is in fact a vampire
Steve
Sep 27, 20214 min read
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Ludwig the Blood Sucker the Lower East Sides Very Own Alcoholic Vampire
Did you know that Manhattan has its own German Dwarf Vampire who likes to get F***d up on drunk peoples blood?
Steve
May 11, 20216 min read
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Do You Talk to Yourself? You Might be a Vampire!
You probably assumed that the only way to become a Vampire was to get bitten by one. Well that might not be the case...
Steve
Apr 23, 20214 min read
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